Billton the Turtle

Billton the Turtle
Billton the Turtle is the turtle abiding in the National Ohtuckiana Sewage Pond behind the Kohl's parking lot in the outskirts of town. Kyle named him after his hero Bill Clinton, combining his first and last names. Billton is a pretty chill dude but Kyle just kind of bugs him which is odd considering Kyle is usually the chill one. Although you do have to keep in mind that Kyle goes like cray cray when he's see's turtles and Billton being his favorite, he basically just pukes himself to unconsciousness out of joy.