William Howard Taft

It is a well known fact that William Howard Taft's favorite food was Turtle Soup. Not even joking. Kyle views him as the most diabolical villian in the world's history... "What kind of monster could eat a turtle?!?!" - Kyle. Believed to have been reincarnated into modern day as Kenneth Starr and has been reincarnated several times. *He is also the reincarnation of Nero*.

Aliases: Satan, Osama Bin Laden, Hitler, Nero, Ken,.